U-MAD?! :D (HOW TO ANNOY PEOPLE)

There are as many different ways to annoy people as there are well, people. And tiny, unimportant things can turn out to be just as irritating as major annoyances. Ever wonder if your little quirks or big pet peeves annoy everyone around you? Check out these ways on how to annoy people and see if you recognize anyone you know.

But don't be surprised to find out that the most annoying person you know turns out to be you.

Always be late and expect your friends to wait for you. Better yet, offer to drive and then be late. That way, your friends can't leave without you.(HAHAHA U-MAD?!)


Spread the joy of the Happy Face. Dot your "i's" with a Happy Face. Draw Happy Faces on cupcakes or on the beach. Make Happy Faces out of random stuff, like rice or rocks. Post comments with Happy Faces. If you really want to ramp up the annoying factor, animate your Happy Face. Nothing says annoying like a winking, dancing Happy Face.:D ;D ;D ;D ;D like this oh!

Answer every question with a question. What do I mean? You don't know what I mean? Are you sure? Are you kidding me? Know what I mean?

Name your dog "Dog." For example. Hey Guys my Dog name is
DOG! >:D

Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

Annoying people can be both fun and profitable! Well maybe not profitable and well hey, everyone will think of you as a jerk, but then, perhaps they already do! So give them reason to talk behind your back. Your reputation will precede you!